Sit on My Face (Upbeat Acoustic)

Verse 1

I took you out to dinner, bought a fancy plate of fish

I tried to be a gentleman, fulfill your every wish

But as we're sitting on the couch, the conversation dies

I look into your gorgeous face, and then into your eyes

I don't need a diamond ring, I don't need a warm embrace

I just want a simple thing: love me and sit on my face!

Chorus

Oh, love me and sit on my face!

Make the world a better, much more crowded place!

I don't need no poetry, no high-class saving grace

Just show me that you care for me, and sit upon my face!

Verse 2

Some guys want a mansion, or a fancy red sports car

Some guys want to drink all night at some expensive bar

But my desires are simple, my demands are very small

I just want a heavy dose of nothing else at all

We can skip the small talk, we can skip the chase

Just climb on up, my darling, and sit on my face!

Chorus

Oh, love me and sit on my face!

Make the world a better, much more crowded place!

I don't need no poetry, no high-class saving grace

Just show me that you care for me, and sit upon my face!

Outro

Yeah, right there!

No breathing required!

Just love me... and sit right here.

Fade Out