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My bladder's doing the chicken dance! (Starlight)

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Lyrics

Verse

Cruisin’ down the motorway

Feelin' fine

Suddenly a pressure hits

A tell-tale sign!

Oh no

Oh no

Gotta find a loo

Where’s my phone? Aussieloo will see me through!

Chorus

My bladder’s doing the chicken dance

(ooh-yeah!)

Hopping left

Hopping right

Can’t take a chance!

Tap-tap-tap

Find a map

(find a map!)

Aussieloo

You’re my savior app!

Verse 2

Out in the bush

Not a dunny in sight

Aussieloo says

"Mate

Take a left

Then right!"

Public park? Service station? I’m on my way

Don’t make me dance this jig all day!

Prechorus

Oh

The urgency

It’s real

It’s dire

I’m a ticking human water tire!

Chorus

My bladder’s doing the chicken dance

(cluck-cluck!)

Hopping left

Hopping right

No second glance!

Tap-tap-tap

Find a map

(find a map!)

Aussieloo

You’re my savior app!

Bridge

City streets or outback trails

From Sydney Harbour to dusty gales

You’ve got my back

You’ve got the plan

Aussieloo

I’m your biggest fan!

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