My Bladder is Screaming for Mercy! (Ember)

Verse

Driving down the endless stretch

Kangaroos give me the side-eye fetch

My stomach churns

My legs are tight

Oh mate

This is not alright

Prechorus

I see a sign

It’s just a mirage

No relief

Only sabotage

Chorus

My bladder is screaming for mercy

Aussieloo where are you

I’m thirsty

I’m hopping like a wallaby

Oh no

Tap that app

Find me a loo pronto

Verse 2

Near the servo

No luck again

A public park

But not a den

City streets or bushland dirt

I need a throne before I burst

Prechorus

I swipe

I scroll

I pray

I beg

Aussieloo save me from the dregs

Chorus

My bladder is screaming for mercy

Aussieloo you’re my lifeline

Truly

From Sydney streets to Perth’s red glow

Show me the way

Oh magic app-o