Alt-Tab Out My Life (Pop-Punk Male)

Verse 1

You said

"We need to talk"

I said

"I need to alt-tab"

You poured your heart out slow

I checked the group chat

Laughed

You typed a paragraph

I skimmed the first three words

You wrote

"I think we're done"

I sent a stickered bird (my bad)

Chorus

I just alt-tab out my life

When it gets a little awkward

Click

Goodbye

If it lags

I kill the vibe

Hit escape on every feelings pop-up sign

If it's deep

I lose the Wi‑Fi

Sorry

Guess my heart just crashed this time

Yeah

I alt-tab out my life

(alt-tab, alt-tab, bye-bye)

Verse 2

Boss said

"We must improve"

I said

"Yeah same

Me too"

He opened spreadsheets up

I opened food reviews

Mom called me half asleep

Said

"When you gonna grow?"

I said

"I'm buffering"

Then froze and stayed on hold

Chorus

I just alt-tab out my life

When it gets a little awkward

Click

Goodbye

If it lags

I kill the vibe

Hit escape on every feelings pop-up sign

If it's deep

I lose the Wi‑Fi

Sorry

Guess my heart just crashed this time

Yeah

I alt-tab out my life

(alt-tab, alt-tab, bye-bye)

Verse 1

Made a little page for "feet pics only"

Told my friends

"Don't you tell my family"

First day

Ding

Got a brand-new sub

Username: "CrochetQueen61"

Profile pic? A familiar couch

That floral print from my childhood house

Then the message came

"My

You've grown so much" (oh no)

Chorus

Grandma just subbed to my OnlyFans

Left a tip and some praying hands

Wrote

"Proud of you

Sweetie

Chase your plans"

Why is Nana in my comments like a super stan?

Grandma just subbed to my OnlyFans

Said she'll share it in her Bible band

"Support small business

" that's her brand

Somebody log her out before she hits refresh again (hey!)

Verse 2

Family dinner

I could barely chew

Grandpa said

"We’re so impressed with you"

Grandma winked and said

"Those toes must hurt in those heels"

Passed me cash in a little white envelope

Whispered

"For your... creative photos"

I screamed into the mashed potatoes

She asked for a promo code

Chorus

Grandma just subbed to my OnlyFans

Left a tip and some praying hands

Wrote

"Proud of you

Sweetie

Chase your plans"

Why is Nana in my comments like a super stan?

Grandma just subbed to my OnlyFans

Said she'll share it in her Bible band

"Support small business

" that's her brand

Somebody log her out before she hits refresh again